Star-spangled realizations about life, parenthood, and nostalgia.
The Observer
Cornado!
While the neighborhood itself remained damaged and depopulated, slow to recover, a new arrival seemed to thrive. True to form, The Observer observed the alien grass over the next few months as it grew tall and taller still. And then, around mid-summer, it sprouted ears.
Cornado! The March 31 tornado’s long tail
While the neighborhood itself remained damaged and depopulated, slow to recover, a new arrival seemed to thrive. True to form, The Observer observed the alien grass over the next few months as it grew tall and taller still. And then, around mid-summer, it sprouted ears.
Buying the pharm
The Observer on modern medicine, health insurance and finding a loophole.
The arm I got at Walmart
If whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, The Observer oughta be the strongest sumbitch you know by now, because we definitely wished for death a time or two.
‘Ask again later’
The Observer has always been the optimistic type. Our Magic 8 Ball just keeps coming up “Ask Again Later” these days.
BFFs (Best Frenemies Forever)
Maybe the real treasure of the September 2023 extraordinary session was the friends we made along the way.
Return to spender: On wallets and serendipity
What are the odds of finding the same guy’s wallet twice?
A morning in chicken paradise
Anyone who regularly drives down Kavanaugh has seen the chicken man. David Boyett regularly sits on the Promenade near the Allsopp Park entrance, where he has the world’s smallest petting zoo, consisting solely of a couple of chickens. He also sells eggs and officiates marriages.